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From Brenda for Gerard
To Gerard from Brenda
you’re the cream upon my porridge, you’re the butter on my toast, you’re the cinnamon on my doughnut, you’re the gravy on my roast. And of all these things that’s wonderful , there’s one thing I can boast, after all our years of marriage, you’re still the one I love the most.