18+ event

One Tease to Rule Them All is a burlesque parody set in Middle-earth, where epic quests take a deliciously improper turn.

Drawing inspiration from a beloved fantasy world, this theatrical revue reimagines heroes, hobbits, dark lords, and mythical beings through the art of burlesque, circus, and character-driven performance.

Follow a fellowship of bold and mischievous performers as they journey across enchanted realms filled with temptation, transformation, and tongue-in-cheek storytelling.

Expect dramatic reveals, handcrafted costumes, cinematic lighting, and choreography that balances sensuality with humour and heart.

This is not a retelling, it’s a playful corruption, lovingly poking fun at the tropes and legends audiences know so well.

Whether you’re a fantasy fanatic, a burlesque devotee, or simply looking for a night of escapism and spectacle, this show invites you to laugh, gasp, and cheer as Middle-earth is turned delightfully on its head.

The fellowship assembles.

The quest begins.

And not everyone stays dressed.