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Friday Funny With PT

Here's today's 3BA Bigshow "Friday Funny" thanks to Happy Horse produce in Delecombe! #yajustgottalaugh 

Every Friday at 8.30am PT rolls out the Friday Funny and no, canned laughter is NOT used (Maybe sometimes). Laughs are provided on a weekly basis by yours truely, Brett Mac and of course you. Yes! We can hear your laugh.

The page is updated every Friday after the "Friday Funny" drops on-air, with not only the podcast but in script form as well so you can copy and paste it to all your mates so they can have a laugh as well.

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The Friday Funny is  thanks to our good mates at Happy Horse Produce, 1003 La Trobe St, Delacombe.

Here's the scripted version so you can copy and paste to your friends - go on share the laughs.

It's the AFL Grand Final between Melbourne and Western Bulldogs and a man makes his way to his seat right behind the goal square.

He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.
As it is close to start time, he leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there.

"No," says the neighbour. "The seat is empty"

“This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Grand Final and not use it?"

The neighbour says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me.

I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.

This is the first Grand Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1976"

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head "No, they're all at the funeral."