Here's today's 3BA Bigshow breakfast Club "Friday Funny"! #yajustgottalaugh
Every Friday at 8.30am PT rolls out the Friday Funny and no, canned laughter is NOT used. Laughs are provided on a weekly basis by yours truely, Brett Mac and of course you. Yes! We can hear your laughter.
Anyway, thanks to your requests to have a "Friday Funnies" page - here it is.
The page will be updated every Friday after the "Friday Funny" drops on-air, with not only the podcast but in script form as well so you can copy and paste it to all your mates so they can have a laugh as well.
Here's the Friday Script for you to copy and paste so your mates can have a laugh too.
Paul, a senior official in his company, walked into a Melbourne bank and asked to see Brett, the loan's manager.
Paul said he was going to America on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $10,000.
The loan manager said that the bank would need some collateral for such a loan.
Paul immediately handed over the keys of a Mercedes that was parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as security for the loan. An employee then drove the Mercedes into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.
Two weeks later the Paul returned, repaid the $10,000 and the interest, which amounted to some $19.40 .
The loan officer said, 'We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled.
While you were away, we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $10,000?
With a broad grin Paul responded, 'Where else in Melbourne can I park my car for two weeks for less than $20?