Here's today's 3BA Bigshow breakfast Club "Friday Funny"! #yajustgottalaugh
Every Friday at 8.30am PT rolls out the Friday Funny and no, canned laughter is NOT used. Laughs are provided on a weekly basis by yours truely, Brett Mac and of course you. Yes! We can hear your laughter.
Anyway, thanks to your requests to have a "Friday Funnies" page - here it is.
The page will be updated every Friday after the "Friday Funny" drops on-air, with not only the podcast but in script form as well so you can copy and paste it to all your mates so they can have a laugh as well.
Here's the Friday Script for you to copy and paste so your mates can have a laugh too.
Brett Mac, a little old man living in Ballarat, answered a knock on the door one Friday, to be confronted by Paul, a well-dressed young man, carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good afternoon, sir, said Paul. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.
'Go away!' said Brett angrily. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money,' and he proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, Paul wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty,' he commanded.
'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto his hallway carpet.
'Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'
Brett stepped back and said with a smile, 'Well let me get you a spoon, because they cut off my electricity this morning.'