Here's today's 3BA Bigshow breakfast Club "Friday Funny"! #yajustgottalaugh
Every Friday at 8.30am PT rolls out the Friday Funny and no, canned laughter is NOT used. Laughs are provided on a weekly basis by yours truely, Brett Mac and of course you. Yes! We can hear your laughter.
Anyway, thanks to your requests to have a "Friday Funnies" page - here it is.
The page will be updated every Friday after the "Friday Funny" drops on-air, with not only the podcast but in script form as well so you can copy and paste it to all your mates so they can have a laugh as well.
Here's the Friday Script for you to copy and paste so your mates can have a laugh too.
Cinderella is now 95 years old.
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Brett for companionship.
One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared Paul, the fairy godfather.
Cinderella said, 'Fairy Godfather, what are you doing here after all these years'?
The fairy godfather replied, 'Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?' I will give you 3 wishes.
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:
'The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor.
I'm living hand to mouth on my disability cheques, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
Cinderella said, 'Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godfather'
The fairy godfather replied, 'It is the least that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?'
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,
'I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had.'
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years
And then the fairy godfather spoke once more:
'You have one more wish; what shall it be?'
Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, 'I wish for you to transform Brett, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man.'
Magically, Brett suddenly underwent a fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
Paul the fairy godfather said, 'Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life.'
With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godfather was gone as suddenly as he appeared.
For a few moments, Brett and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Brett walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms.
He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered...
'Bet you're sorry now that you had me neutered'